October 18, 2013
Imagine a big corporation. A really big corporation that monopolizes everything and compels you to buy its low quality overpriced services and imprisons you if you refuse to pay whether you use them or not.
Now imagine a CEO who picks and chooses which laws to follow, who breaks the law, embezzles huge sums for his friends, lies repeatedly and is never held accountable for it.
We are all shareholders of the corporation of government whose board and CEO we vote for, but whose undemocratic governing mechanisms make those votes less meaningful and many of whose shareholders are part of bloc votes that profit from the unsustainable practices of the corporation and vote in bad boards that rob us blind so that they can pocket more money.
The corporation's goal is to turn its shareholders into consumers; transforming free people into people who want free things so that the corporation of government can govern the people without being governed by them.
Once, Americans were shareholders of government. Today Americans are consumers of government. They aren't calling the shots; they're standing in line hoping for a special on healthcare in Aisle 1500.
The current incarnation of the American Republic (is it the Fourth or the Fifth incarnation? At least the Europeans have the good grace to tack on those numbers) is primarily a provider of domestic services with a sideline in international relations. This is a striking contrast from the older American Republic where the government provided domestic defense and not much else.
It's simplest to think of a thing in terms of its function. With the majority of Federal spending going to Social Security and Medicare, our government is essentially an insurance company that takes a percentage of salaries and "invests" that money into a social safety net. Except the money isn't invested, it's squandered, and much of it goes to people who are not paying into the system.
As insurance companies go, our government is unreliable and untrustworthy, its payouts are poor, its customer service is terrible and the people running it would be in a jail cell if they were running a corporation the way that they run the country.
To understand what our government is, imagine a wasteful non-profit obsessed with Third World children, merged with some kind of domestic poverty charity, merged with an insurance company, attached to a bunch of umbrella trade and regulatory groups for entire industries with a huge military arm that exists to stabilize troubled regions for the business community.
This Frankenstein America monster is what the current Republic looks like and the people running it insist that this unwieldy beast, its bulky body and its deviant brain, are a massive step forward into the future. Well Dr. Frankenstein thought the same thing and whether it's the TEA Party or OWS, there are no shortage of peasants with pitchforks out there.
Our national government is an insurance company attached to a bunch of national and international trade and regulatory groups. It's a progressive mad scientist's dream of a government that can do anything.
But the monster performs its functions like Frankenstein trying to take a flower from a girl's hand. The flower gets crumpled and Frankenstein stomps off to smash things.
It can't handle the insurance business, because it can't control the temptation to spend all those piles of cash coming in.
It can't pay out the money again, because it is determined to spend giant chunks of it on social services to people who did not pay into it.
And it can't deliver any services in an efficient manner because its departments exist to employ incompetents who are bound by the rules to be even more incompetent than their actual inclinations, so that the system will be forced to hire even more incompetents on an annual basis.
As for national defense, forget about it.
The military is lent out on a pro bono basis to humanitarian projects maintained by NATO, which like an international buggy whip manufacturer exists with no purpose and has instead decided to go into the business of intervening to prevent genocides against Muslims that aren't taking place while ignoring genocides by Muslims that are.
The whole thing is rolled into the United Nations, which is like one of those dot com companies that were supposed to be the next big thing, but never became the next big thing, but kept raking in piles of money from investors while promising to one day revolutionize absolutely everything.
Think of the United Nations as Myspace. It's expensive, outdated and uses the same shade of blue. It used to be big, then it became irrelevant, but it still won't go away. The United Nations is also one giant walking and flying conflict of interest with countries using it to settle political scores with each other.
Our corporation's domestic programs, like its international ones, suffer from conflicts of interest.
First, the corporation is far more beholden to its suppliers of services than its consumers of services. This is a significant problem because it means that the cost of providing those services is constantly becoming more expensive and the corporation keeps nodding its head at the inflated product and labor figures presented by its suppliers.
Between the internal inefficiency and the unwillingness of the corporation to hold the line with its suppliers, the financials are impossible, and the corporation is currently running an annual trillion dollar deficit. It keeps raising its compulsory prices, but there is no reason to think that it can function within any conceivable budget because its boards, its executives and its suppliers just adjust their spending to match the available funds and then go twenty or thirty percent higher.
More money doesn't mean better or even workable government. It means the corporations and unions who are on the inside will take more money home and next year there will be an bigger deficit, because like a dumb beast, the system will eat as much as you give it. It will not stop, because there is no profit motive for the individuals running things to stop. They can only make money by spending money and they don't have to make money to spend money because they control the cash flow..
On paper, the corporation exists to provide services to customers. In practice it exists to provide wealth to its boards, its suppliers and its employees. It is a non-profit, in the worst sense of the word, because its finances are unsustainable, it keeps going only by compulsively lying to everyone it owes money to, promising debtors that they will be repaid and customers that they will be served, while its insiders stuff their pockets full of stolen money.
This state of affairs is not unprecedented among corporations. It's a familiar form of corruption being practiced on a truly epic scale.
Conflict of interest is completely natural. It is human nature for people to look after themselves and their friends first. It is also completely natural for a system to serve itself and to build its governance mechanisms in such a way that everyone on the inside gets paid and almost everyone on the outside gets screwed. It's all natural, but so is murdering your neighbor for his camels and his wife.
Governments are set up to restrain the sort of natural abuses that flow out of human nature. The American variety of it was an experiment that tossed out a ridiculously corrupt system dependent on access and birth, and replaced it with one that depended as little on government as possible. It was still corrupt from the first, because it was still human, but it was much less corrupt than all the other alternative systems to it because everyone had limited veto power over it and unlimited immunity from it in many areas.
Since then we have gone from a system that limited its own power to a system whose ideologues cry for unlimited power and spin us the wonders of universal college education and green energy that they will produce for us if only we let them do whatever the hell they want. But at least it's not one of those horrible big corporations. Then we might actually have a choice whether to do business with it or not.
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